Pearland TX

10 Christmas gifts for your weird friends

Anyone can shop for normal gifts, but the true Christmas spirit is in giving items that people hadn’t realized they wanted.


Did you drink a little too much egg nog? Let Santa carry you home.  And yes, some people really do want to ride on Santa’s back. Thanks for asking.

Vantina Christmas Unisex Piggyback Ride On Riding Shoulder Adult Costume

What good is having a bushy beard if you can’t dress it up during the holidays?

Beardaments are mini ornaments designed to fit on one’s whiskers. Don’t be surprised if your nearsighted friends just think you had a messy meal — until they get up close, of course. For extra sparkle, you can get a version that lights up your face.

Beardaments Beard Ornaments, 12pc Colorful Christmas Facial Hair Baubles for Men in the Holiday Spirit, Easy Attach Mini Mustache, Sideburns, Goatee Whisker Clips, Festive Red, Green, Gold, Silver Mix

Need to know what the future holds? Why not ask POTUS? This talking Donald Trump globe uses real Trump quotes to predict your future. You can probably predict which of your friends or family members will actually like this.

Even people who don’t know much about Jesus know that he performed miracles. And they were awesome miracles. Like raising people from the dead and healing people. But His very first miracle was turning water into wine – who wouldn’t want that guy at a party?

Gonna Party Cuz It’s His Birthday Jesus Blue Ugly Christmas Sweater (Adult Large)

It is a “hole” new way of enjoying a cup of Joe and donuts.

Simply pour yourself some java, slide your donut into the slot and get back to saying, “now why didn’t I think of that?”

BigMouth Inc. Donut Hole Mug, Ceramic Cup for Coffee and Tea with Handle, Funny Novelty Cup

Core Classics Poocasso Activity Pad

Funny Office Gifts – Doggy Moodycards! Great Cubicle Accessories – Make Everyone Laugh with These Lovable Pets -Hilarious Dog Pictures Tells Everyone How You Feel – Fun, Hilarious, Useful & Adorable

You’re the Rachel to my Monica Mug – You’re The Monica To My Rachel – Best Friends – Coffee Mug

Drinking more during the holidays?  The BACtrack keychain breathalyzer can come in handy.
BACtrack Go Keychain Breathalyzer, Portable Keyring Breath Alcohol Tester, White Boston Warehouse Bottle Cover with Life Preserver Design

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