Yes, this is real….the year is 2020 and violent fights are happening around the globe over toilet paper.
In Australia, which is one of the countries where coronavirus has spread, women fight over toilet paper.
As of today, zero fights have been reported in America, however, a local resident has documented proof that the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020 is here.
While we have zero doctors on staff at MPN, we took the liberty to write a new COVID-19 action plan:
1. Wash your hands properly and frequently
2. Sneeze into your elbow/sleeve, don’t use your hand
3. If you have a fever or cold, don’t travel and don’t do things that put other people in danger
4. Don’t get into fights at supermarkets over toilet paper